Quotables from #4

Our family was recently introduced to the rousing (and competitive) game of “fart tag.” You can probably figure out how to play just from its name. Well this morning (as we were getting ready to head out the door to school,) I overheard this exchange:

Shecklet #1 farted at Shecklet #3. Shecklet #3’s response: “I’m still it, [Shecklet #1]!”

Shecklet #4 then pipes in, “That was a wasted fart!

You seriously can’t make this stuff up!