All good things must come to an end.

The Shecks had a good 17.5 year run.

A kid got left at church after Family Formation tonight.

Text from child left behind: Where are you?

Parent #1 replies : In the kitchen.

Kid goes to kitchen at church and replies: I don’t see you.

Meanwhile, Parent #2 realizes what is going on and says to Parent #1,
“How did you and #4 not realize #1 wasn’t with you when you left the church?”